JUST JOKING : Skinny VS Fatter

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Training to fight story..

Fatter: Hit me in the chest.

Skinny: Are you sure?

Fatter: Yes I'm..

Skinny: Ok then..
Skinny: (dushhhhh..)

Fatter: Jeez..Your knuckles are all bone..

My comment:-
LOL..LOL..LOL..

JUST JOKING : Bathroom Key..

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Picture above is just for your entertainment..

The situation is..at the SHOP!

Me: Sorry sir, may I use your bathroom?
Me: Key please..

Shop Man: Sorry sir..
Shop Man: Our SHOP POLICY, you need to buy something first.

Me: "*#$&)*_&_&%$*++***"

My comment:-
How can the POLICY like that.."*%**%$*)*)%$%$*)***"

JUST JOKING : Coincidence..

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When I want to send my resignation paper to my boss..

Me: Permission to speak, sir?

Boss: You know what? No!
Boss: No..you may not speak!
Boss: Not now and not ever! Ok?
Boss: You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again!!!

Me: Ok..
Me: Then I quit!!!

My comment:-
So COINCIDENCE..

JUST JOKING : Trick Question!!!

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On the nonsense talk..About cartoon..

PEople 1: I like to call it "Circle of Life".

PEople 2: Oh my god..you must stop watching 'The Lion King'..
PEople 2: I don't like that movie..
PEople 2: Hahaha..

PEople 1: [Continue talking..]
PEople 1: I like that baby lion cub..
PEople 1: What's his name?

PEople 2: Simba..

PEople 1: Trick question!!! You like it too..
PEople 1: Hahaha..

My comment:-
Gotchaaaaaa...

JUST JOKING : Some "Me Time"

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Cat: Look...I actually need some "Me Time"..
Cat: Don't disturb me..

Dog: [Amazed]
Dog: [Surprised]
Dog: [Blur]

My comment:-
Self Confidence..

JUST JOKING : My Bicycle

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Son's Story

Son's: Things were a little different for me growing up.

16 Years Ago...
Father of Son's: See..this is a bicycle bell.
Father of Son's: Now, you hold onto this..
Father of Son's: Because I'm gonna give you a different part every your's BIRTHDAY..

Son's: Great..Thanks daddy..

Now..31/12/2008...
Son's: Still waiting on that kickstand..

My comment:-
So sad...uhuuuuu..

JUST JOKING : Stupid People

When some people's dont know how to pick up a phone:

People 1: Hello!
People 1: Hello! We can hear you! Hello!
People 1: Hello!

People 2: Why won't it stop ringing?
People 2: Hello!

People 1: For the love of God, hello!

My comment:-
STTUPID!!!

JUST JOKING : Teacher's Lesson

TEACHer: Now, the subject of today's lesson is CRIME!!!
TEACHer: Yeah? All right? You're liking me now right..
TEACHer: Any ideas? Who's got an idea?
TEACHer: Anyone? Yes?
TEACHer: Yes.....You!

STUDEnt: What about EXTORTION and kick their axx!!!

TEACHer: Excellent. Well DONE!!!

My comment:-
That's a good imagination for THAT STUDEnt..GOOD LESSON!!!



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